Refrigerator

Mum: "When you come home, you need to hump the refrigerator."

What She Actually Said: "When you come home, you need to hunt the refrigerator."

Context: They'd rearranged the kitchen while I was at work.  The fantastic thing was she told this to my best friend, who was visiting, who then proceeded to come to the restaurant where I worked and tell me I needed to come home and hump the refrigerator...we'd both somehow gotten the idea that this was URGENT, so home I hurried to (in the only non-perturbing/baffling interpretation of "come home and hump the refrigerator") move a large kitchen appliance.